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Short Funny Love Poems |
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Found poems in category: 21 |
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What if...
I slept on the floor
Put on my bed
Put my Shirt on backward
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at 2009-06-26 |
Rating: 2.28
Votes: 18 |
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I'll be the L
If you'll be the V
And she'll represent O
If he can be E
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at 2009-06-25 |
Rating: 2.64
Votes: 25 |
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HERE HE COMES THE TOY SAID IS MY TURN HE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH ME HE GRAPS THE TOY KISSES THE TOY GIVE'S HER A HUG THEN HE PUT HER BACK IN HER PLACE THE TOY IS TIRED OF THESE GAMES SO SHE SAID IAM WALKING AWAY THAT TOY WAS ME.
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at 2009-06-10 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Lit. Bliss
you want a Haiku
well how about a senryu
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at 2009-06-08 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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While we were in the park
listening to his heart
and all of a sudden i heard a fart
not to loud not to low
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at 2009-04-23 |
Rating: 3.33
Votes: 3 |
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Man asked God:
'why do you make women so beautiful?'
God said
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at 2009-02-28 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 8 |
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WHAT IF I COULD BE HAPPY WITH YOU?
AFTER OUR PAST I KNOW THAT COULDN'T BE TRUE?
I NEVER TOLD A BOYFRIEND I LOVE YOU BEFORE.
SINCE I TOLD YOU MY LOVE WENT OUT THE DOOR.
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at 2009-01-26 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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My boyfriend is a nerd.
He plays video games like its his job.
He has played them from 1030-5
And is going to play again
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at 2009-01-06 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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I love someone,
Yes I do.
I love someone.
He's for me and,
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at 2009-01-03 |
Rating: 3.80
Votes: 5 |
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Roses are red violet are blue god made me cute so what happen to you
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at 2009-01-02 |
Rating: 3.29
Votes: 7 |
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Bunny
A real bubblier,
A real delight,
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at 2008-11-06 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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WHAT IF I COULD BE HAPPY WITH YOU?
AFTER OUR PAST I KNOW THAT COULDN'T BE TRUE?
I NEVER TOLD A BOYFRIEND I LOVE YOU BEFORE.
SINCE I TOLD YOU MY LOVE WENT OUT THE DOOR.
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at 2008-10-24 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 6 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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