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Short Funny Poems |
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Found poems in category: 22 |
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Im a little emo
short and wisp
here is my blade
and here is my wrist
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at 2008-12-11 |
Rating: 4.68
Votes: 47 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 4.56
Votes: 36 |
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All of a sudden
All at once
They hit me out of the blue.
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 6 |
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4 is the month
20 is the day
so lets get high
what do you say
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at 2008-12-21 |
Rating: 4.23
Votes: 30 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 4.20
Votes: 5 |
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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 4.15
Votes: 13 |
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I have this friend named ben.
And i thought he was weird cuz he had a pet hen.
(the hen was named jen.)
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at 2008-11-07 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 9 |
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme...
but this one doesn't!!! :-D
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at 2009-02-16 |
Rating: 3.81
Votes: 47 |
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I dream of winning the lottery
of winning the jackpot
of all the things i could afford
at present i could not
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at 2008-12-22 |
Rating: 3.75
Votes: 20 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 3.69
Votes: 16 |
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We real dope. We
ditch and smoke. We
fly high. We
never die. We
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 3.68
Votes: 22 |
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Figure this out:
That that is is that that isn't is not
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 3.21
Votes: 14 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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A back seat
driver can you be
one when the
controls are
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at 2009-01-10 |
Rating: 2.80
Votes: 5 |
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The big black bug
bit the big black bear
made the big black bear bleed blood
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at 2008-11-20 |
Rating: 2.70
Votes: 10 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 2.62
Votes: 8 |
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Ugh! How gross!
You certainly disgust
me the most.
when you stick your hand
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at 2009-03-28 |
Rating: 2.43
Votes: 23 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 2.14
Votes: 7 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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at 2009-05-09 |
Rating: 1.96
Votes: 23 |
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Tim got bit in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.alex trebeque got kicked in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.shaq stepped on a crack and broke his mamas back and she yelled bj; just give it arrestt
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at 2009-01-14 |
Rating: 1.80
Votes: 10 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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at 2008-10-20 |
Rating: 1.80
Votes: 5 |
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Best laid plains
of mice and men do
mice make plains
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at 2009-03-01 |
Rating: 1.50
Votes: 6 |
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