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Short Humorous Poems |
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Found poems in category: 18 |
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Tim got bit in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.alex trebeque got kicked in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.shaq stepped on a crack and broke his mamas back and she yelled bj; just give it arrestt
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at 2009-04-20 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Figure this out:
That that is is that that isn't is not
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at 2009-04-19 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 4 |
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Best laid plains
of mice and men do
mice make plains
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at 2009-04-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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at 2009-03-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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at 2009-03-09 |
Rating: 3.40
Votes: 5 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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at 2008-12-28 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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I love you
You love me
Were a disfunctional family
with a great big hate
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at 2008-11-29 |
Rating: 4.75
Votes: 4 |
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Thinking, thinking of something to write,
I don't gotta title I don't gotta fight,
So this is my poem no middle no end,
I'll be thinking and thinking until my words blend!
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at 2008-11-25 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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A back seat
driver can you be
one when the
controls are
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at 2008-11-04 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Oh the look in your eyes
oh that yummy yummy look
looking at all those pies
its allot of work
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 4.60
Votes: 5 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 4.75
Votes: 4 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 3.33
Votes: 3 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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at 2008-10-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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