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Im bored

Roses are red
violets are blue
this poem is lame
and so are you.

at 2008-10-20
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 10

4 20

4 is the month
20 is the day
so lets get high
what do you say

at 2008-10-20
Rating: 4.62
Votes: 13

Roses are red

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme...
but this one doesn't!!! :-D

at 2008-10-20
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 10

Thesaurus

Thesuarus' are very helpful,
They help you find a word.
That means the same as the one you had,
But sounds twice as absurd!

at 2009-02-12
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 9

Lottery dreams

I dream of winning the lottery
of winning the jackpot
of all the things i could afford
at present i could not

at 2008-10-20
Rating: 4.25
Votes: 4

Hmmm...

Thinking, thinking of something to write,
I don't gotta title I don't gotta fight,
So this is my poem no middle no end,
I'll be thinking and thinking until my words blend!

at 2008-10-20
Rating: 4.16
Votes: 19

Im a little teapot (remix)

Im a little emo
short and wisp
here is my blade
and here is my wrist

at 2008-10-20
Rating: 3.94
Votes: 16

Barney theme song (remix)

I love you
You love me
Were a disfunctional family
with a great big hate

at 2008-10-20
Rating: 3.60
Votes: 10

Obvious Hypocrisy

At the end of the day
What sort of bugs me
Are cliches.
It gets my goat when people

at 2009-05-18
Rating: 3.60
Votes: 5

The sad story of ben and jen.

I have this friend named ben.
And i thought he was weird cuz he had a pet hen.
(the hen was named jen.)


at 2008-10-20
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 4

Office Temp

All of a sudden
All at once
They hit me out of the blue.


at 2008-10-20
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2

Boogy woogy man

Boys and girls its nighty night time
an happy the clown has a nursery rhyme
its about the boogy woogy man
keep your light on as long as you can

at 2008-11-09
Rating: 2.73
Votes: 11

Satire of His "Charming" Habits

Ugh! How gross!
You certainly disgust
me the most.
when you stick your hand

at 2009-05-16
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 8

Ode to Senor's Nails

Can you not know
how they digust me so,
those nasty nails
like fungi hell.

at 2009-04-21
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3

La Hora

Tick-tick time's dole
Oh, how I feel the dole.
How I want to be free
from la clase de espanol.

at 2009-02-17
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1
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